Attention Conspiracy Theorists !

I received this e-mail today:

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim an "unidentified flying object" with five aliens aboard -- sex unknown -- crashed on a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the US Air Force and the federal government. However, you may well NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.; Hillary Rodham; John F. Kerry; William Jefferson Clinton; Howard Dean; Harry Reid; Nancy Pelosi; Dianne Feinstein; Charles E. Schumer; and Barbara Boxer were born.
That piece of little known information has now cleared up a lot of things.