Why I wanted the Patriots to lose.

I have an agenda for my rants against the Patriots. I am a tried and tested Miami Dolphins fan. Always have been, always will be. The Patriots are the Darth Vader to Dolfans. The evil empire. Let the truth be known the real reason I wanted the Patriots to lose: 1972 Miami Dolphins. I think I would get sick if New England became a part of this elite band of brothers. Not this year! Thanks NY Giants! Now that the '72 Dolphins still sit alone as the only professional sports team in American history to go undefeated I can celebrate.

Any predictions?

Any Super Bowl predictions? I think Bill Belichick has been reading Life & Times and will be very motivated tonight. Expect a beat down in Arizona, much to my disappointment.
What do you predict?

I want the Patriots to lose: Reason 5

Quick thoughts on this atrocious logo:

Constipation
Norm Peterson from "Cheers"
A villain from a super-hero comic book

You fill in the blank....

I want the Patriots to lose: Reason 4

On December 12, 1982 the New England Patriots hosted Miami in what has become known as the "Snow Plow Game". Here's the story in a nut shell: Snow, lot's of snow. No score. 4:45 left in the game. Patriots coach hails the stadium snow plow operator. He veers off the field onto the field to quickly clear a patch for the New England kicker to kick a game winning field goal. Dolphins lose. Patriots win. I know this game was played some 25 years ago, but it tainted my childhood. From that day forward I hated the Patriots. The venom continues to this day.

I want the Patriots to lose: Reason 3

I lived in New England for 6 years of my life. As a life-long Miami Dolphins fan I used to get an ear full from the most obnoxious loud mouthed fans ever. The only thing I can compare Patriot's fans to are University of Florida Gators fans. Just over the top, can do no wrong obnoxious. I will never forget the heck I got in 1986 when New England beat Miami in the AFC Championship. I have never lived it down.

I want the Patriots to lose: Reason 2

The cut off sleeves. The heather gray, lack of color. Yuck. This is not personal, but dude, the Patriots have good colors, red, white and blue. Wear 'em! I know this seems shallow, but, it is my blog! Please don't read into this, there is nothing spiritual here. I don't like his hoodie.

I want the Patriots to lose: Reason 1

For the next couple of weeks leading up to the Super Bowl I will share reasons I don't want the Patriots to win the Super Bowl.

Tom Brady is a ho. I mean the guy doesn't know what monogamy is. Not a very good role model for my 2 sons coming from Siberia. Could you imagine if this guy was of another ethnicity, he would be So labeled. This doesn't take away from the fact that he is THE greatest quarterback ever.